And Here's How We're Going to do This...
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We'll Get Us a Militia...
Once telepathy is wide spread, everybody will be directed here. We may have a "deconstruction" event before our "reconstruction" but that's out of our hands.

Once we get things going, everybody will be given the option to donate 15 billion dollars in exchange for an eternal king position in the next next era. An eternal king position for an entire planet of next generation apes. And 2 billion for an important but non king position. We'll come up with rewards for other high level donations but if you want to be a part of the solution donate what little you can for no reward.

We're going to buy the corner of Portage & Main and build a huge glass skyscraper, the more impressive feat actually being what's beneath it. Hundreds of floors of basement bunker for our militia to live in, I mean assuming we can get approval by the Canadian government to have a militia. The general rule is no but maybe we can make an exception. But we'll do growing lights down there to make it seem sunny during the day and lots of plants and stuff and really just a lovely place to stay if you don't mind lack of windows.

We will rebuild the buildings we tear down to build our headquarters slightly down the street. Build it exactly to the liking of the owners at no cost to them.

We'll Put them to Work...
We will start with Africa. We will fix Africa.

What we're going to do is hire as many Africans as we can for this war, working under our militia. We will take out all the evil dictators and unite the continent as one huge country. Not counting North Africa which will go to the united Middle East. The country will then be split into provinces based on old tribal lines, not arbitrarily drawn lines from Europeans. Every dictator we oust will be given an eternal king position on a next generation ape planet to make them more willing to give in. Everybody working under said dictators will also be given a nice, cushy, eternal position.

We will do this all over the world, but hopefully other nations will unite voluntarily. Again, every national leader will be given an eternal king position.

When we're done we will have a united North America, Australia, Japan and UK... A united Latin America, a united Europe, A united Middle East, a united Africa, a united Central Asia and a united East Asia. Seven presidents, or seven kings without yet a kingdom if you will. No, that wasn't intentional. God did it.

Don't worry about keeping your unique culture. Your local culture will still remain, it's just that it is now united with all the other cultures in your region.

Note, if you really want to maintain your sovereignty... The New World Order was going to unite the world one way or another, we may as well do it this way.

(more will come)

Making Winnipeg Great Again
So we'll make our headquarters at Portage and Main, and then I want to do something else with the rest of downtown... I want to extend the buildings past the sidewalk, all the way to the street. People say in a city you want street life, but I think in a city like Winnipeg we can do it indoors to get out of the cold. The stark, cold downtown will be unique compared to all the other cities that just consider good street life the default. We need to give up on street life, it's just too cold. People will walk downtown in underground shopping areas and over ground walkways like the ones we already have. I would expect the city to pay for this, but if it can't be afforded Intelligent Reconstruction can help out, after all this is basically our city so it's okay for us to pay for it.

It will be bleak and beautiful.

In the exchange district, keep all the older buildings, keep the sidewalks for this area... Build huge skyscrapers on top of the older buildings, of course after we reinforce the foundation or whatever it is you have to do to pull this off.

Have a high speed rail transit that turns into a subway system when downtown, connects to the downtown underground. Downtown buses will stop at areas in the downtown that have doors and stairs/elevators to the underground.

Be an experimental city for the likes of Elon Musk.

Restaurants will be allowed to cook with trans fats if they want. If you don't like it don't eat there. Public drinking and pot smoking is allowed.

And Here's How We're Going to Survive...
Anybody who kills us before we're ready will receive the full extent of our wrath.

It used to be, when somebody kills us, they don't get to reincarnate ever, but I thought about it and it's just not right. I realized, people who kill themselves to avoid punishment, or people who's crimes just can't be adequately punished in this life, get to go to the next life as a lesser. Believe me, you're going to prefer not reincarnating.

A lesser gets terrible genes, while we still have terrible genes. A lesser is not allowed to work or own a home. A lesser is not allowed to communicate with the others. A lesser can be assaulted or raped and nothing will happen to the offender. A lesser will be castrated. A lesser will have all sorts of terrible shit happen to them that I haven't thought up yet.

If a person thinks they would enjoy being a lesser, we will find a way in which they will not. As soon as a lesser starts enjoying it we kill them and make sure they won't enjoy it in the next life.

Having lessers solves another problem, too... Random acts of violence. If you need to hurt somebody you can just hurt one of the lessers and leave the ordinary population alone.

Now, usually you would get a certain amount of years as a lesser, regardless of how many times you kill yourself, you'll just add to your sentence. However, somebody who kills us before we're ready, and not just them but everybody up the chain of command, will be a lesser for literal eternity. Don't think you can get away with it, 'cause God will know, and God will rat you out.

Once we've achieved everything we need to in this life the ban on killing us will be lifted and you're free to assassinate.

I had a dream, long before I figured out the "lesser" thing, or even the "people can't kill me" thing... That I was walking through a crowd of angry Muslims, and they all wanted to kill me, but they couldn't. I remained pretty calm considering I was surrounded by people who want to kill me. I walked to the end of the room, studied them and walked back the way I came.

Direct Action in Winnipeg
First of all, come to Winnipeg, this is where the shit is going to go down. I have a feeling it's going to be hard to find an apartment and it's not exactly a climate you would want to sleep outside in, but hopefully developers act fast enough to have adequate housing.

We'll shut down Portage Ave and the false prophet will address the crowds while I whisper evil things in his ear. I think we'll get you pretty riled up. Yeah I know people get pissed when their route to work gets fucked up but I'm sorry we need the street. You shouldn't be going to work anyway you should be joining us.

After he speaks, if you have to riot, and I would prefer it if you didn't, don't smash up any mom and pop stores, focus on the more evil storefronts. But preferably don't riot just protest peacefully. I know you all want a riot and everything and that it will probably happen but I'm not going to condone it. I have no idea what the false prophet's feelings are on this matter.

If you smash up some poor innocent immigrant's store, his hope of moving his family here, I swear to god I will slap you in the face with a fish.

Does insurance cover riots? If not usually, Winnipeg businesses should probably look into riot insurance.

I want you to wave the flag of Intelligent Reconstruction, the sign for Aquarius on red as a symbol. I know it's a little egotistical of me to make this request. And I think another neat symbol would be for you to burn many white flags of surrender. Let's not burn any other flags though. Did I invent the burning of the white flag? I have it in my head that I did but I also thought that about calling John Kerry an Easter Island head and apparently I wasn't the first one there.

Ultimately the goal is we occupy the city. Like they tried to occupy Wall Street, but we'll actually win. Or at least we'll get closer than they did.

We'll win.

FAQ
Q: Why would God have chosen Canada? Shouldn't the antichrist be American?
A: God chose Canada because Canada has a more favourable presence on the world stage. People wouldn't want some American talking down to them.

Q: So the word of God is drugs are good? This is stupid!
A: No you're stupid. You obviously don't know a thing about drugs and just believe what society told you. Drugs are good. I mean for the most part.

Q: So the chosen city is Winnipeg, Canada? This is stupid!
A: No you're stupid. We needed a city known only for the revolution, it helps that it's in the centre of the continent and equal drive from anywhere. Also it's a very underrated city, you'll see. It sucked in the 90s but it's doing good these days. And once the revolution begins I think we could make it the greatest city on the planet. Also it's just where the antichrist and false profit happen to live suck it up.

Q: Is God a liberal? This is stupid!
A: No you're stupid. God is a fiscal centrist and a social liberal. Like me. I'm afraid if you're not a social liberal you just happen to be in the wrong on this one. It's not your fault it's Christianity's. Also god's not used to such terms as "conservative" and "liberal."

Q: So it's reincarnation? This is stupid!
A: No you're stupid. When you think about it it couldn't be anything else, reincarnation is the only one that makes sense. Darkness would mean life is an accident, heaven would mean life on earth is meaningless when compared to eternity. It had to be reincarnation. It's the most elegant.

Q: So life is created by aliens? This is stupid!
A: No you're stupid. The aliens who created us were created for the sole purpose of being demigods. Originally the demigods, and the ones who created the Nap_ia, live in an area at the centre of the universe that we've been calling Nirvana. We discovered that this way is better for teraforming and also the demigods get to participate in the universe. Personally I find the truth more beautiful than God doing it all on it's own, even if it doesn't seem as elegant. It's beautiful in it's inelegance.

Also we're going to do something inelegant that came together so perfectly it was meant to be, see we almost killed the planet to turn us into next generation apes. I managed to save the world, well me and this other guy, with my stone cold reasoning, but people were upset that we were wasting next generation apes. We decided it's better to keep us alive and make hundreds, if not thousands, of next generation ape planets. This is endorsed by God, nirvana and the Nap_ia. It's better this way because we will teach them all about the internet and stuff and create a universal network somehow, we'll figure it out. I think maybe the one thing we won't teach them is nuclear arms, but they're gonna be pretty clever they may figure it out.

Q: But I devoted my life to Christianity. How can I go on?
A: You can still love and worship Jesus, you can still pray, you can still do all that stuff, it's still intelligent deisgn, you just now need to recognize that there's no heaven and hell and we were not created in God's image. Other than that you're good.