Abi and Madeline, if you happen to see this, please don't tell your parents and Monica just yet. Or anybody really. We'll talk first. I don't want to have to do this but you will be mildly punished if you tell them before I'm ready. You'll see how after you've read it. You don't want it.
Mr. Browning, I would really like to get in contact with you, please get one of your people to drop me an email as soon as you can, thank you.
About Me

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Kit Carruthers is a 34 year old artist and philosopher from Winnipeg, Canada. He is an enthusiast of transpersonal psychology and metaphysics; he is a futurist and an advocate of social reform.

The teachings of Kit Carruthers will lead you to a state of enlightenment. A state of pure bliss. They will break you down and make you understand that you are an uneducated, uncultured idiot who should probably be sterilized. And then build you back up and make you understand how everything can be so beautiful.

.: twitter: https://twitter.com/Kit_Carruthers
.: instagram: https://www.instagram.com/karruters/
.: last.fm: https://www.last.fm/user/robhr


Public Speaking
YouTube Rants
  • I Swallowed Hard, Like I Understood (Audio Only, 2009)

  • Street Rants
    Nothing yet.

    Stand-Up Comedy
    Nothing yet.

    Nothing yet.

    Film Renditions of My Stories and Plays
    Nothing yet.

    Animated Shorts
    Nothing yet.

    Nothing yet.

    Nothing Yet.

    Video Games
    RPG Maker Games
    Nothing Yet.
  • The Basement (Short Story, Drama, 2015)
  • Kill, Teach! (Novella, Drama/Crime, 2015)
  • Until Absolute Perfection is Achieved I (Novella, Action/Science Fiction, 2016)
  • Until Absolute Perfection is Achieved II (Novella, Action/Science Fiction, 2017)
  • A Dangerous Fantasy (Short Story, Gore/Erotic/Crime, 2016)
  • It's Gotta be Something, Forever (Novella, Drama/Romance, 2020)
  • Chosen (Short Story, Western, 2020)
  • *less new* Welcome Home (Short Story, Drama, 2021)
  • Yashudan, Galactic Year 10 025: The Blight (Novella, Action/Fantasy, 2020)
  • Yashudan, Galactic Year 14 002: On a Cloud (Novella, Crime/Fantasy, 2021)
  • Yashudan, Galactic Year 21: The Areates War (Short Story, War/Fantasy, 2021)
  • Yashudan, Galactic Year 2200: Imposing Our Will (Short Story, Political/Fantasy, 2021)
  • Yashudan, Galactic Year 10 031: For the Glory of Eran (Short Story, Adventure/Fantasy, 2021)
  • Yashudan, Galactic Year 10 033: For the Revolution (Short Story, Drama/Fantasy, 2021)
  • Imagine a World Where Christianity Reigns (Novella, Dystopian, 2020)
  • *less new* I Can't Wait to See What the Future Looks Like (Short Story, Drama, 2021)
  • Why I'm Goth (Short Story, Drama, 2021)
  • *less new* Death is the Crescendo (Short Story, Surrealist, 2021)
  • Snowblind (Short Story, Adventure, 2015)
  • *less new* John Can't Sleep (Short Story, Surrealist/Erotic, 2021)
  • Captain Rochefort Reporting (Short Story, War, 2021)
  • *less new* Just Bring me my Pistol (Short Story, Crime/Drama, 2021)
  • This is the Moment (Short Story, Surrealist, 2021)
  • A Dream of Shadows (Short Story, Horror, 2020)
  • I'm a Canadian and I am in Trouble (Short Story, Thriller, 2020)
  • The Server (Short Story, Drama, 2021)
  • *less new* Yashudan, Galactic Year 10 024: The End of the Beginning (Short Story, Drama/Fantasy, 2021)
  • Yashudan, Galactic Year 8012: I've Always Enjoyed the Saxophone (Short Story, Drama/Fantasy, 2021)
  • Yashudan, Galactic Year 11 250: I'm King of the Nerds (Short Story, Drama/Fantasy, 2021)
  • Yashudan, Galactic Year 9017: Toxic Fog and Toxic People (Short Story, Crime/Fantasy, 2021)
  • Yashudan, Galactic Year 10 013: Pernna's Story (Short Story, Drama/Fantasy, 2020)
  • Yashudan, Galactic Year 10 018: Endless Night (Short Story, Crime/Fantasy, 2020)
  • Yashudan, Galactic Year 11 907: Introducing Kura (Short Story, Crime/Fantasy, 2021)
  • *new* Yashudan, Galactic Year 10 025: Ellissy Discovers Herself (Short Story, Post-Apocalyptic/Fantasy, 2021)
  • Yashudan, Galactic Year 14 051: After Yashudan (Short Story, Post-Apocalyptic/Fantasy, 2021)
  • Yashudan, Galactic Year 11 892: The Beginning of Kura (Short Story, Crime/Fantasy, 2021)
  • Abyss (Short Story, Adventure, 2003)
  • Bandit (Short Story, Drama/Crime/Mystery, 2003)
  • The Life of... (Short Story, Drama, 2003)
  • King Teddy (Childrens, 2021)

  • Non-Fiction
  • This is How You Are Supposed to Feel I (Essays, 2009)
  • This is How You Are Supposed to Feel II (Essays, 2015)
  • Other Intelligent Reconstruction Stuff I (Information and FAQ, 2009)
  • *less new* This is How You Are Supposed to Feel III (Essays, 2021)
  • Astral Dreamscape I (Essays, 2018)
  • Other Intelligent Reconstruction Stuff II (Information and FAQ, 2018)
  • *updated* Those Who Watch and Whisper Secrets (Essay, 2020)

  • Other
  • Yashudan Info Sheet (Information, 2020)
  • Websites
    Websites I Own
  • Awaken to the Universe
  • Intelligent Reconstruction
  • The Astral Plane Compass
  • The Solanaceae Artist Collective
  • Telephasic Workshop
  • *new* Incurably Optimistic!
  • Bright Neon Lights

  • Websites I Work At
    Nothing at the moment.

    Websites I Designed but Don't Own
    Nothing at the moment.

    Websites I Used to Own or Work at
  • RPG Maker Planet (Owner)
  • RPG Maker Arena (First Owner)
  • post.dammit (Owner)
  • Rob's Random Crap (Owner)
  • Metropolis Central (Admin)
  • Blood & Iron (Moderator)
  • RPG Maker Magazine (Former Admin)
  • Additional Information
    My name is Kit and I have a drug problem. I'm all dark and passionate. And the thing I'm highest on is m'self. And I'm hipster. And I hate everything that's dumb! Leave me the hell alone.

    I am a representative of synchronicity, here to help usher in the age of Aquarius. Or I'm just batshit crazy. Your call.

    Kit Carruthers is interested in... Film, Music, Writing, Hedonism, Overthinking, Psychology, Art, Astral Travel, Altered States of Consciousness, Dreams, Culture, Metaphysics, Neurophilosophy, Neurotheology, Theology, Psychogeography, Astrology, Meditation, Sociology, Chemistry.

    Kit Carruthers' musical influences, in order of favourite, are... Boards of Canada, Tim Hecker, Steve Reich, Sonic Youth, Bardo Pond, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Autechre, 65daysofstatic, Radiohead, Philip Jeck, Saxon Shore, Oceansize, John Cage, Biosphere, The Doors, Mono, Stars of the Lid, Fennesz, Max Richter, Acid Mothers Temple, Aereogramme, Bowery Electric, Mogwai, Surface of Eceon, Massive Attack, Love, Daturah, Deathprod, Jessamine, Brian Eno, William Basinski, Lustmord, MGR, Boris, Jakob, Gas, Jetone, Spacemen 3, Earth, Dredg, Explosions in the Sky, Blueneck, Lull, My Bloody Valentine, 2814, UNKLE, Celer, The Cooper Temple Clause, Andrew Chalk, Cities Last Broadcast, Circle, Jefferson Airplane, The Antarcticans, Infinite Body, Roly Porter, Haujobb, The Streets, Wolf Eyes, Sasha, Deaf Center, Jesu, The Evpatoria Report, Interpol, Cream, 1 Mile North, Envy, Jˇhann Jˇhannsson, Bola, Maybeshewill, Loop, Hybrid, DJ Shadow, Circulatory System, Sleepmakeswaves, Hadouken!, Crippled Black Phoenix, 35007, Oval, Mirror, Asian Dub Foundation, Swans, Sunn O))), The Velvet Underground, Hood, Burial, Aidan Baker, Redjetson, :zoviet*france:, Venetian Snares, Aufgang, Jimi Hendrix, Christopher Bissonnette, Muse, Funeral Diner, Shora, Slint, Hakobune, Suicide, Bethany Curve, M83, m˙m, Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, The Beatles, A Silver Mt. Zion, The Rolling Stones, Slowdive, Bark Psychosis, Oneohtrix Point Never, SleepResearch_Facility, Refused, Don't Look Back, Isis, Murcof, Grails, Plastikman, Coil, Talk Talk, Herbst9, Deafheaven, World's End Girlfriend, Hope of the States, Vladislav Delay, Flying Saucer Attack, Sweek, Bj÷rk, Sylvain Chauveau, Sparrows Swarm and Sing, 13th Floor Elevators, Windy & Carl, Hallucinogen, Comets On Fire, Casino Versus Japan, Clann Z˙, Sneaker Pimps, Inade, Underground Resistance, Tricky, Idiot Pilot, Susumu Yokota, Over-Gain Optimal Death, Arovane, Fleetwood Mac, Red Sparowes, Gregor Samsa, Alva Noto, Logh, Monolake, From the Sky, Slow Six, Curve, Eluvium, Ben Frost, Black Heart Procession, Do Make Say Think, VNV Nation, Dńlek, PanĽAmerican, Codeine, The Zombies, Ladytron, Olivia Tremor Control, Rachel's, Jean-Jacques Perrey, Keith Fullerton Whitman, Grouper, Tod Dockstader, Pendulum, Terry Riley, Laura, Kashiwa Daisuke, Bathyscaphe, All Natural Lemon & Lime Flavors, silentwatcher, The Heads, Scraps of Tape, Harold Budd, Rosetta, Can, Ryoji Ikeda, Clogs, Mico Nonet, DJ Krush, How To Disappear Completely, Shpongle, Animal Collective, Old Man Gloom, Pavement, Komet, Portishead, Empusae, The Unicorns, Aphex Twin, Encre, R÷yksopp, Pan Sonic, Magyar Posse, Minsk, Bossk, Moving Mountains, Broken Social Scene, Gifts From Enola, Airiel, Asobi Seksu, Boredoms, The Moody Blues, Starflyer 59, Lightning Bolt, The Dead Texan, 5ive's Continuum Research Project, The Postal Service, Seachange, Monster Movie, Friends of Dean Martinez, Magnetic Fields, The Orb, The Dismemberment Plan, Cult of Luna, Philip Glass, Up-C Down-C Left-C Right-C ABC + Start, King Crimson, Arktau Eos, Neutral Milk Hotel, Muslimgauze, The Microphones, Jeniferever, Chubby Wolf, Silver Apples, Tracer AMC, Alec Empire, My Vitriol, Queens of the Stone Age, Yasushi Yoshida, Circle, Yndi Halda, Opitope, Iron & Wine, The Samuel Jackson Five, Amiina, Chapterhouse, The Album Leaf, Joy Division, Caspian, The Flaming Lips, Spiritualized, Port-Royal, Donovan, Cocteau Twins, Television, Paatos, The Notwist, Fbcfabric & Reindeer, We Lost the Sea, Love Spirals Downwards, Pixies, The United States of America, Aarktica, Ride, Shellac, Buffalo Springfield, Kyuss, The Caretaker, Pelican, The Rapture, God is an Astronaut, At the Drive-In, Iamthemorning, Infantjoy, Hammock, Kid Koala, DJ Spooky, Guitaro, Amon Tobin, This Mortal Coil, Meniscus, The Faint, Bonobo, Mute Math, Bad Sector, Cat Power, Built to Spill, Assemblage 23, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Sigur Rˇs, Amusement Parks on Fire, Modest Mouse, Leftfield, LCD Soundsystem, Esmerine, I'm Not a Gun, Alison's Halo, iLiKETRAiNS, Labradford, Destroyalldreamers, Auburn Lull, The White Stripes, Nick Drake, Meanwhile Back in Communist Russia, Kim Hiorth°y, Efterklang, The Incredible String Band, Bel Canto, Spoon, Concord Dawn, Arcade Fire, Galaxie 500, Astral Projection, Joy Wants Eternity, The Ecstasy of Saint Theresa, The Who, Beck, Serge Gainsbourg, The Mars Volta, Pink Floyd, Circle Takes the Square, Bright Red Paper, Blonde Redhead, The Verve, The Telescopes, !!!, Stereolab, Tom Waits, Stellardrive, Brainiac, Tarantula AD, Infected Mushroom, The Guess Who, Weezer, cLOUDDEAD, The Beach Boys, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Dead Can Dance, Audrey, Adorable, Bob Dylan, Á-Ziq, ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, Tortoise, Enon, Apoptygma Berzerk, Low, Nine Inch Nails, Singapore Sling, Buck 65, Bailter Space, Juno Reactor, September Malevolence, First Band From Outer Space, Merzbow, Gorillaz, Diary of Dreams, The Timeout Drawer, pg.lost, Ben Folds Five, Cam Butler, Blind Mr. Jones, French Teen Idol, This Will Destroy You, Meanest Man Contest, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Byrds, Ozric Tentacles, The Shins, Readymade, 9 Lazy 9, The Beta Band, Tool, Snoop Dogg, Moby, Deftones, Dr. Dre, Rage Against the Machine, Eminem, Paul Oakenfold, KoRn, System of a Down, Linkin Park

    Kit Carruthers' favourite musical genres, in order of favourite, are... Ambient/Sound Art, Post-Rock, Psychedelia, IDM, Neoclassical, Shoegaze, "Post-Metal," Post-Hardcore, Space Rock, Minimal Techno... Futurepop, EBM... Trip-Hop, Downtempo, Turntablism, Drum'n'Bass... Indie Rock, Indie Pop, Indie Folk, Indie Hip-Hop, Emo... On the other side of my musical taste... 60s Psychedelic Pop and Folk. On the other other side of my taste... Psytrance, Goa Trance, Psychill, Progressive Trance. And as a kid I liked Nu Metal and Gangster Rap and will always have a soft spot for it. I'm post-post-indie.

    Kit Carruthers' favourite films, in order of favourite, are... Apocalypse Now, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Badlands, Stalker, Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, Akira, The Mirror, Seven Samurai, Waking Life, The Fountain, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Persona, The Thin Red Line, Pi, Audition, Brazil, Dancer in the Dark, Aguirre the Wrath of God, All About Lily Chou-Chou, Blue, Red, Requiem for a Dream, The Seventh Seal, Days of Heaven, Happy Together, No Country for Old Men, Chungking Express, Cube, Blade Runner, In the Mood for Love, Days of Being Wild, Ikiru, Insomnia, Once Upon a Time in the West, The Return, Solaris, Ran, Babel, Memento, O Brother Where Art Thou, Psycho, Lost Highway, There Will be Blood, North By Northwest, Lost in Translation, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

    I am an INTJ, sometimes INFP. My zodiac sign is Cancer. Yes, believe it or not, I'm soft on the inside. My favourite colour is green. My second favourite colours are orange and purple. If I were a character in an RPG my element would be wind. I'd wear a silver circlet with a leaf in it. ...Now I kinda wanna go to the park all dressed up and yell "Aero 3!" at other people all dressed up. No, I mean I'm a dork, but I wouldn't actually take it that far... Just... Just for the record. I want to be a cross between Hunter S. Thompson, Jim Morrison, Russell Brand, Bill Maher and Squall from Final Fantasy VIII. Before he got all lovey-dovey.

    One day I will have my all encompassing point. And it will be the name of God.